Wednesday, April 9, 2008

more on Juno

The best part about the movie Juno, is all of the quotes and conversations. Diablo Cody obviously won her Oscar for the screenplay for a reason. You can check out a lot of the sayings here, but I've listed some of my favourites below:

"I don't know, I just wanted something a little edgier, you know? Like a graphic designer who lives in an apartment with his Asian girlfriend and like dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don't want to be too picky."

"Yes, hello? I need to procure a hasty abortion?... What was that? I’m sorry, I’m on my hamburger phone and it’s kind of awkward to talk on. It’s really more of a novelty than a functional appliance."

"I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. 'Cause you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know — infants."

"As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni."

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty... handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."

: Well fertile Myrtle, what's the prognosis? Minus or plus?
: [taking a pregnancy test] I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. [grabs some products] I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
: [as Juno shakes the test like a thermometer] That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.

: Can't we just like kick this old school? You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?
: Technically that would be kicking it Old Testament.

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